[Cloud waits to see if anything else is forthcoming. When it isn't,]

You do know 'sulking' is something only people with human emotions do, right?

[He shakes his head in disbelief.]

You seriously think I'd actually do that? A guy I literally met today? He works at the gym. He was giving me weight lifting advice.

[And asking if Sephiroth was his boyfriend, but that's neither here nor there.

Also, Cloud's never asked anyone out in his life, but that's not here, there, or anywhere.]